So today I took the first graders to Dear Old AF High to see their production of Peter Pan. Since I only work half time, I only have to go on one field trip as opposed to two. Well, today was my day. And BOY was it a day. Let me just give you a running time-line.
8:00 AM: Larissa shows up over an hour early for school with the early birds because yesterday I had mentioned that they might want to come a little (meaning 5 to 10 min.)early so that we can make it to the play on time.
8:30: Not having anything to do with Larissa, she sits at my back table and reads with me.
8:45: Larissa (getting bored) tells me that Thurl Bailey lives in her neighborhood.
9:10: The later gators show up ready to go.
9:20: We board the bus to the tune of Shania Twain (bus driver was a big country fan). The kids can't help but dance.
9:30: We arrive at the high school and take our seats. I am forced to put two of my kids several rows behind me (I pick two well mannered little ones for obvious reasons).
10:00: The play starts.
10:15: Jaxon leans over to me and asks me if Peter Pan is played by a boy or a girl. I say boy, but laugh within myself.
10:45: Taylor needs to go to the bathroom. I take her.
11:00: Seth needs to go to the bathroom. I take him.
11:15: I hear rustling behind me. I turn around to find that the well behaved students I selected to not sit with the rest of class have snuck in their lunches and are chowing down. I take the lunches away and put them in my purse.
11:30: Hannah REALLY needs to go to the bathroom. As I am taking her, Megan runs up the aisle to join us because she REALLY needs to go too.
11:45: Taylor tells me that this play is way too long. I tell her to turn around, but secretly agree.
12:00: Play ends. We head out for the buses.
12:05: Jacob decides to follow a teacher from Greenwood to their bus and leads about half of my class with him. They are almost to the marquee before I realize they are gone and have to run after them.
12:20: We arrive at Evergreen park to eat our lunches.
12:25: The two half eaten lunches in my purse have leaked.
12:30: We can't find the juice that Rhett's mom requested go in his school sack lunch and he's allergic to milk.
12:35: Rhett tells me he's really thirsty.
1:15: We return to school and to normal life as we know it.
2:15: Larissa's mom shows up over an hour early to pick her up. I let her go.
4:00: I come home and crash!
Let's just say I don't get paid enough!